Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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