wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
