Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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