DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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