This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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