You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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