You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
