I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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