have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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