i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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