fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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