in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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