He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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