im drinking this country out of the recession.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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