I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
All I want is dick and wine.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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