just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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