So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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