He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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