Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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