Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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