you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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