It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Michael Bay diarrhea
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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