You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize