My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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