You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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