just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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