question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
