So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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