I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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