I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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