My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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