party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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