Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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