your thong is hanging out like whoa
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
be right there i have to get my cape
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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