Just cropdusted the office
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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