He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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