Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My breasts were aching with rage.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize