Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Green mimosas i think yes
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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