thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
