I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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