Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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