Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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