is your mom at the bar?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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