my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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