rhymes with "ouble enetration"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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