Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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