hell yes lets make some ravioli
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
its liver damage thursday
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Randomize
