took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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