and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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