Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At least make sure they are 18
Why
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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