I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
